Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
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I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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