Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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