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if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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