weddingsv make me drug and hornr
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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