Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
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I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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