how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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