Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
