Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Princesses don't give blow jobs
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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