I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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