Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Come share oat with me in your robe
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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