My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I have aggressive nipples.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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