We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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