I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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