YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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