Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
