Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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