doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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