its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I intend to get homeless drunk
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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
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being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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