my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
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