I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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