Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
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You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
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If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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