I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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