? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Randomize
