My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
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Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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