Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
how does that bad decision feel?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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