no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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