Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
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New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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