and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Quick, to the slutcave!
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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