its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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