Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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