i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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