So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
