my vag is so smooth its legendary
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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