This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
This house was built for laser tag.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
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I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I forget how to act sober
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