gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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