He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
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She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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