Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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