She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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