Tell her she can't have a vagina
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You pole danced in your parka.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
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She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
My vagina just clenched in fear
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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