loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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