We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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