Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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