i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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