He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I want her autograph on my taint
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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