So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Is it penis luge time yet?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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