toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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