That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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