im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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