so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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