i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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