carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
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Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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