just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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