ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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