I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
