OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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