i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
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My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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