Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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