Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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