I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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