i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I just forgot I was standing up.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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