Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
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im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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