what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
that is very illegal...i love you.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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