I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
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my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I think my moral compass just broke
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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