Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
People in love make me want to vomit
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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